Introducing Jose ‘The Hypnotist’ Mourinho

Opinion

In a post-match interview on Tuesday night, United manager Jose Mourinho described Luke Shaw as using ‘his body with my brain’. Quite clearly Mr Mourinho has been employing some sort of mind control on Shaw. This could well be the reason that United are drawing so many matches this season; if Mourinho’s brain is having … Read more

Rio Ferdinand

Rio Ferdinand

Twice the World’s most expensive defender and once the most costly British player, Rio Ferdinand has been one of the World’s best defenders of this millennium. He played for West Ham, Bournemouth, Leeds, Manchester United and Queens Park Rangers over 20 years winning six Premier League titles, one Champions League Crown and 81 caps for … Read more

Jose playing a dangerous game

Manchester United

Before United’s midweek game against Everton, Jose Mourinho was in no mood to be playing his cards close to his chest. When asked about the notable absence of Micky T, Jose responded in a no-nonsense style by saying ” he had played poorly during the last game “. Only days before, the boss had publicly … Read more

Reflections on Manchester United 1-1 Everton

From The United Stands

The Theatre of Draws yet again didn’t disappoint. Although this time the Old Trafford ‘faithful’ were treated to a couple of goals as United snatched a point at the death against a very hard working Everton side as the match finished 1-1. Jagielka forced a shot through De Gea’s legs on 22 minutes to give … Read more

United need to convince Zlatan, Brozovic starts following United on Instagram and Jose explains absences

Afternoon Bulletin

FAN FOLLOWING? Manchester United target Marcelo Brozovic recently followed United on Instagram. He has fanned the rumours linking him with a summer move to Old Trafford. The Inter Milan midfielder was reportedly scouted by Mourinho himself last month and his agent also revealed that he’s held talks with Premier League clubs. But he is also … Read more

No Way Jose, it’s time to be ReUnited

NO way Jose

The first competitive month of my reign is here and, as said previously, I feel it’s a fairly easy month which we should be looking to pick up 9 points, with winnable games against Everton, Hull and West Ham. Let’s get this month started then! Before we had time to even start travelling to Goodison … Read more